Jeanne's Cheeky Chocolates
Vegan Hot Cunt-Late
Vegan Hot Cunt-Late
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š„The Only Vegan Holiday Dipper That Deserves a Warning Label š«
Feeling festive but feral? Meet Hot Cunt-late, the unapologetically unholy hot chocolate dipper thatās equal parts comfort, chaos, and questionable language choices.
Handcrafted with 100% Belgian milk chocolate, topped with whipped white chocolate in scandalous holiday colors, and sprinkled with enough marshmallows to make Santa blush ā this isnāt your grandmaās cocoa. Stir it into hot milk, watch it melt seductively, and sip your way straight onto the Naughty List.
š Tastes like:
Christmas after dark
Bad decisions in cozy mugs
Sin, sugar, and self-care
š Perfect for:
Stocking stuffers with attitude
Festive hangovers and holiday chaos
Anyone who swears they ājust like a little spiceā
Instructions: Heat milk. Dip. Stir. Regret nothing.
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