Jeanne's Cheeky Chocolates
Vegan Hot Chocolate Dipper
Vegan Hot Chocolate Dipper
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☃️ Holiday Vegan Hot Chocolate Dipper — with Marshmallows, Chaos & Love 🍫
Because sometimes, all you need to survive December is a steaming mug of chocolate therapy.
Meet your new emotional support beverage: the Unhinged Holiday Hot Chocolate Dipper — handcrafted from 100% Belgian milk chocolate and topped with a mini blizzard of marshmallows. Just swirl this little sugar-loaded masterpiece into hot milk, stir away your seasonal stress, and watch your will to live rise with the steam.
Each dipper comes with a festive chocolate figure (snowman, gingerbread person, or whatever adorable creature you emotionally relate to today), ready to melt dramatically while you question your life choices and hum Mariah Carey through tears.
🔥 Tastes like:
•Comfort
•Chaos
•And coping mechanisms wrapped in Belgian cocoa
🎁 Perfect for:
•Holiday movie marathons and mild breakdowns
•Stocking stuffers that say “I love you, but also, I get it”
•People who spike their cocoa and call it “self-care”
✨ Directions: Stir it, sip it, survive the season.
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