Chocolate Covered Oreos

Indulgence Level: Feral. Unapologetic. Unstable.

Not your Ex’s Oreos. These are chocolate-drenched, serotonin-loaded, melt-in-your-mouth life choices. Dipped in Belgian milk or white chocolate so thick it should come with a warning—and yeah, we're gonna say it: they slay harder than your last situationship.

🍪 This. Is. Snacklust. 🍪
Crispy. Creamy. Unreasonably hot. One bite and you’re texting your ex like “wyd?”. These cookies are that good. They don’t whisper “treat yourself”—they scream “EAT SIX AND ASCEND.”

✨ Custom chaos, served on demand ✨
Big event? Existential crisis? Just feeling a little dramatic? These Oreos are your emotional support snackies. You pick the mood, we make the magic. We’re talking flavors that slap, designs that pop, and a vibe that screams “I’m the problem, it’s me.”

🥛 Milk chocolate? Sweet, stable, probably gives good hugs.
🍦 White chocolate? A little unhinged, incredibly hot.
😈 Both? You're in your villain era and we respect that.

💋 Choose Your Indulgence Size

Because one size does not fit your cravings.

• Regular: Classic full-sized Oreo, unapologetically coated and ready for destruction.

• Large: About 1.5× the size of a regular Oreo—because subtlety is for salads.

🚨 Side effects may include: moaning while chewing, fake sharing, and deleting your wellness app.

This isn't a snack. It’s a personality shift.

Samples of product will come with a surprise design in your choice of white or milk chocolate. 

 IMPORTANT - Please allow up to 10 working days for your order to be processed, express delivery will need to be selected at checkout. If your order is urgent, please consider the above restrictions before ordering.

Ingredients and allergens:

Belgian Milk Chocolate Vegetarian, halal and kosher Milk, Soya Belgian Milk Choc - CONTAINS MILK AND SOYA. 100g. Sugar, Cocoa butter, Whole milk powder, Emulsifier (E322, soya), Natural Vanilla Flavouring