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🎅 The Vegan Naughty List Slabs– Unholy Christmas Chocolate Bars (with Sprinkles)

For the festive degenerates who made Santa say “what in the Vegan F*ckery”

Welcome to the dark side of Christmas — where the cocoa’s rich, the sprinkles are plentiful, and the messages are definitely not HR-approved. Each bar is handmade with love, spite, and a blizzard of red and green sprinkles to make your filthy holiday greetings look deceptively innocent.

We’re talking gingerbread men clinging to dear life, candy balls in compromising positions, and phrases so wrong they might summon Krampus himself. Whether you’re gifting a friend, an ex, or that coworker who won’t stop playing Mr. Brightside on loop — these bars deliver chaotic Christmas cheer in edible form.

Perfect for:

Office parties that should come with a legal disclaimer

Your best friend with a sense of humor and no filter

Anyone who deserves coal but prefers chocolate

Warning: Contains sprinkles, sugar, and deep emotional damage (the fun kind)