Happy Christmas!
Welcome to Jeanne’s Cheeky Chocolates — where festive meets fearless and every bite comes with a wink.
Formerly known as Naughty Slabs (yeah, we’ve rebranded — still naughty at heart), we make bold, handcrafted Belgian chocolate with a cheeky twist.
This season, we’re splitting the sleigh in two:
🎄 The Nice(ish) List – for the sarcastic sweethearts, soft goths, and festive introverts.
😈 The Naughty List – for the cocoa-spiked chaos gremlins and certified snack saboteurs.
Whether you land on one side or both, you're in for dangerously indulgent treats that disappear faster than your self-control at a holiday party.
Got a big order? Talk Heavy to us!
Oh, so you're into the big stuff? We like that. Whether you're planning a wedding, a brand collab, or just have excellent taste (in quantity and quality), we’re all ears — and maybe a little intrigued. 😏
Don’t be shy... drop us a message and let’s Bipity Bopity Boo this bitch!
📩 DM naughtyslabs@gmail.com — We’re waiting 😉