Happy Valentine’s Day!!
Welcome to Jeanne’s Cheeky Chocolates — where love gets a little unhinged and every bite comes with a wink.
Formerly known as Naughty Slabs (yes, we rebranded — still naughty at heart), we craft bold, handcrafted Belgian chocolate with zero shame and a whole lot of attitude.
This Valentine’s Day, love isn’t one-size-fits-all, so we’re dividing the hearts:
💘 The Sweet(ish) Side – for the sarcastic romantics, soft goth lovers, and people who say “I don’t do Valentine’s” but absolutely do chocolate.
🔥 The Naughty Side – for the chaos crushes, late-night texters, and certified snack saboteurs who like their love rich, dark, and a little dangerous.
Whether you’re hopelessly devoted, casually obsessed, or just here for yourself (as you should be), expect dangerously indulgent treats that vanish faster than your emotional availability.
Chocolate first. Feelings later.
Got a big order? Talk Heavy to us!
Oh, so you're into the big stuff? We like that. Whether you're planning a wedding, a brand collab, or just have excellent taste (in quantity and quality), we’re all ears — and maybe a little intrigued. 😏
Don’t be shy... drop us a message and let’s Bipity Bopity Boo this bitch!
📩 DM naughtyslabs@gmail.com — We’re waiting 😉